my girlfriend doesn't understand shibes and the shibe humor pls hlep

take her to a lovely fancy restaurant like stanfords or chuck e cheese’s

buy her the most expensive wine or soda (i recommend vanilla coke its so delicious and classy)

at the end of dinner, whether it be a steak or a pizza covered in the chef’s hair, give her a small box. when she opens it, out will come many shibes. so many shibes the restaurant will be just flooded in shibe. immerse her in shibe.

if that doesnt work theres nothing u can do youre gonna have to dump her

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